"I am fat and I look like Jabba the Hutt. Please take a photo of me with no shirt on"

PEEKABOO!

"Clinically obese, she is"

The fat cunt who ate Princess Leia

"Luke, I ate your father"

Attack of the Clones

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. Woops, wrong movie

"Time for my sponge bath Princess"

"Hello Han Solo. I've been expecting you. HA HA HA HA HA!"

The Empire Strikes Back

Darth Cake Maul

The Death Star